So like. When I see a flightless bug on the fourth floor. Did it just climb up a lot of stairs? Scale the building and climb in throw a window? Take the elevator? Was it born on the fourth floor??? Someone please explain this to me.
for reals babe
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“howdily doodily neighbourino”
this is the funniest thing ive ever seen leave me
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ok so i tried to find out what breed of cattle this is and i havent been successful but i found these two
and their names are texas tornado and johnny football
the pics are from this website
edit: they are apparently called Double Bred Composite Charolais (fancy ass cows)
is it petsmart or petsmart
ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
did someone say hot dads
OMG, look at this Jennifer Lawrence trasformation!
About for reals babe
This is tricky dick, but I'll try my best. I'm Melissa! Mostly I just think everything is funny, and that is my entire personality. And I laugh like a kookaburra. I consistently like One Direction and The Beatles and everything else is just what I'm feeling at the moment. And that is me in a nutshell.
P.S. If I were actually a nut in a nutshell, I'd be a pistachio. Because who doesn't love pistachios? Or maybe a cashew or macademia nut. Because I am indecisive and have expensive taste in nuts.
P.S. If I were actually a nut in a nutshell, I'd be a pistachio. Because who doesn't love pistachios? Or maybe a cashew or macademia nut. Because I am indecisive and have expensive taste in nuts.
